if only I had a ten speed and the new Vampire Weekend CD....

Columbia, Missouri has become somewhat of a mystery to me. I spent five years of my life living there and still do not quite understand what makes that place tic. The last time I was there, my girly and I were walking around downtown admiring the seemingly eco-friendly theme it has taken on and I realized that Columbia is very pleasant. It was a bit confusing though because most of the stores were not open at 10:30am and they're were very little people walking around. Then like a zombie movie hipsters started appearing from nowhere in drones. Shoulderless t-shirts with hot pink images, ten speeds, tight stain-washed jeans, i-pods by the thousand and many other delightful commodities creeped out of the woodwork which can only be described as Vampire Weekendesk. This meaningless blog post is nothig more than an observation and while my intention is not to make fun of these people, I did know one thing when this occured; it was then time to leave Columbia.